Cattle in Space!
Posted on 11 September 2009 by k. a. gardner
TALLAHASSEE? [Several weeks ago] – According to Clean, The Journal of Renewable and Sustainable Energy’s blog, Brandon Miller reported a galactic cattle drive is underway. Disguised as photons, the cows are being herded by sixteen Japanese companies under the guise of Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency.
The Japanese discovered the secret of turning cows into solar space satellites.
The station is slated to use 4 square kilometers of solar panels to generate 1 gigawatt of power, enough to power 294,000 homes, according to this report from Bloomberg.
Unfortunately, there are an estimated 47 million households in Japan, according to the CIA’s World Factbook.
IN RELATED NEWS –
HTV/H-IIB Successfully Launched!!
“The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) launched the H-II Transfer Vehicle (HTV) Demonstration Flight aboard the H-IIB Launch Vehicle Test Flight (H-IIB TF1) at 2:01:46 a.m. on September 11, 2009 (Japan Standard Time, JST) from the Tanegashima Space Center. The launch vehicle flew smoothly, and, at about 15 minutes and 6 seconds after liftoff, the separation of the HTV Demonstration Flight was confirmed.”
[The launch is relevant to Jacksonville because NASA is in Cocoa Beach - a couple of hours south on I-95. NASA - TV is linked from JAXA's Web site.]
MEANWHILE –
The Los Angeles Times reported Oct. 13, 1985:
The Soviet Texas: Cattle Drives, Space Station, Heavy Industry – In the Wild, Wild East, Kazakh Cowboys Still Ride the Range
LOS ANGELES – The Kazakhs, a Turkic-Mongol people who trace their roots back to the 13th Century, were once nomads who roamed the range with horses and livestock.
Independent Frontier Spirit
The republic “is something like Texas,” said a Soviet official who has lived in the United States. “They are both places where cowboys and cattle played an important historical role and they both retain a lot of the independent frontier spirit.” …
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I bet digital cows are easier to milk.
Yeehaw.
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